Not That I Condone This!
Maggie enters the room stands near my desk looking VERY innocent.
“Mommy, Ethip is being mean to me.” Said in a sad, quiet, little voice. Very UN-Maggie like.
She glanced over her shoulder and saw Ethan coming into the room. She let out a shriek and ran over to hide by the couch.
Ethan glares at her and says, “She’s being a brat!”
Rewind to 5 minutes before Maggie came in to tattle.
“Oh no! My DX (what she calls her Nintendo DS) is going to DIE! Ethip get my charger!!!”
“Uh, get it yourself.”
“I’M BUSY!!!!!!!!”
“I’m sick. Get it yourself.”
At which point Maggie stood up and whacked him with the tree from her game where you catapult frogs onto a tree (No, I don’t remember the name.) and ran to me. Thus bringing us to the start of this post.
Ethan finished telling me this story and we heard a voice. From her hiding spot at the end of the couch Maggie yelled, “Ethip is MEAN! Hit him in the testicles Mommy!!!!!”
Woman, I am telling you - you have GOT to have a talk with that girl about “no hitting boys in nuts”. Especially if you ever expect grandkids out of that boy of yours!
OOOOWWWW!
So I guess the end result of Maggie’s DX suffering a deadly violent death was to have mommy hit Ethan in the Nuts?
Probably a good thing Etan and Maggie aren’t closer in age.
Yikes. :shock:
So, your plan is to homeschool her, right?
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
“Hit him in the testicles, Mommy!”
I love it love it love it love it love it!
Sorry, “Ethip”
That, my friend, is HILARIOUS!!! Disturbing, but HI-LARIOUS!!!
Well, that’s one child you don’t have to worry about dating.
I imagine they’d go something like :fishwhack: and her date would end up :hide:
Miss B - not a chance. His nuts, his job to protect them! Besides, she wanted ME to hit him, she wasn’t going to do it!
Beamer - the age thing is a double edged sword I tell ya.
Avi - only if kindergarten doesn’t work out.
Nanna - :lurve: I thought it was funny too!
Cranky Amy - :thanks:
Marissa - I love a person who can see the bright side!
Maggie doesn’t mess around, does she? This totally cracked me up!
Now that I think about it - I’m willing to bet that this is the kind of daughter you will end up with if you ever get around to procreating! :heartbeat:
Who are you saying that to? Me?
No, LOL, I was replying to Chickie.
And where did she learn that mommy????
She is young to already know about that! lol
I think you are right. It pleases me to read about Maggie’s exploits.
wonder where she got THAT from, my friend? ;)
Crazy Lady - I am INNOCENT!!!
TMP -
She’s advanced. 
Chickie - But secretly, you are glad you don’t live with her, aren’t you?
Crys - Do you think I’m violent? Really? I mean, Britt is definitely violent. But me? Naw, I’m a pacifist… er, maybe I put the fist in pacifist?
To quote Linus Van Pelt:
“I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.”